21st birthdays have to be the best, right…wrong! I invited all my girls over to drink and have fun and they all got plans. great friends I got!
“Who’s ready to party?!” Loba yelled.
“AHHH!” I screamed and grabbed my bowling pin from under my pillow ready to attack. When I saw it was Loba I grabbed my a pillow and threw it at her.
“Que carajo te pasa?!” I yelled.
“SURPRISE!” Alyssa, Alicia, Loba and Cherrie yelled from my door.
“What are you guys doing here?”
“We’re just looking for Albino Bob and a carrot.” silence, “it’s you fucking 21st birthday stupid, we’re goin out!” Loba said and smiled.
“I thought you guys had plans.”
“Merely a disguise.” Veronica said popping outta no where.
“I thought you were in Europe?!”
“Just got back.” Veronica said smiling.
“Well let’s get ready and go!”
“Yeah!” I said hopping outta bed.
We all went im my bathroom , did our hair, makeup, and got dressed. I put on a little blue feathery dress. It stopped mid thigh, no sleeves, tube top type, and zipped up the back. I put on black high heels that strapped around the top of my foot and curled my hair loosely.
“Woooo!!” they said when I walked out.
“You look amazing.” Alyssa said.
“Thanks.” I said putting on a silver necklace and silver hoops.
“Hoolie!” I yelled. Hoolie, my do vermin pincher, trotted in my room. “Hey boy let’s go outside.” I said cheerfully. He wagged his cropped tail and I followed him downstairs. I opened my kitchen door and he ran out. I hilled his food dish with food and his water dish with water.
“Lemme put these outside then we can leave.” I said. I sat the bowls down outside the door and patted Hoolie on the head. “Hold down the fort boy.” I said, he barked back once. I closed the kitchen door, grabbed my wristlet, locked the door and we left.
“So we thought we’d go to Chaqitas for some food then head over to Bamboo.” Loba said driving down the street.
“Yeah, sounds good.”
“Oh and we rented a few rooms at Bamboo incase…you know.” Alyssa said and winked.
“Oh definitely!” I said laughing. The car screeched to a stop.
“EYY!!! WATCH IT!” Loba yelled out the drivers window as some guys in a black Lexus sped out in front of us. I looked in the car and they didn’t look that interesting, except for the guy in the back.
“Hey he looked like Bruno!” I said smiling.
“Oh god.” Alyssa said laughing at me.
“What Bruno’s sexy!” I said in defense, she just laughed.
When we got to Chaqitas we all ate light. We all had fries and either a burger or chicken. It was about nine o’clock when we got to Bamboo. We checked into the hotel half, dropped off our bags then headed to the club part.
“Alright ladies, let’s do this!” I said as he walked to the bar.
“First we gotta do a birthday shot!” I said. 1, 2, 3, we each downed one. An hour into the night and guys are buyin’ us drinks left and right. We start dancing on the dance floor with random guys and sometimes each other.
“There better be some honeys in here tonight!” I said getting out of the car. We walked in and scoped the place for a minute. I got lots of smiles from the ladies, even some guys, but I wasn’t interested in any.
“Let’s go get a drink.” Phil said. We got our drinks and turned around to look at the dance floor.
“Oouuiee! Look at the beauty in the blue dress.” I said taking a sip. “Dayum, look how she move. I got to get to know her.”
We sat down on the closest couch to the bar and I watched her like a hawk. “One way or another, I’m endin’ up with her.” I said to them.
“I know that look.” Jamareo said.
“I need a drink.” I said stumbling to the bar. Alicia tried to help me, but we both stumbled.
“Ey yo duu!” I said to the bartender. “Another round.” he poured more shots and we downed them.
“Hey slow down.” Loba said.
“Why?” I said trying to sit on a stool but my foot missed.
“Because you’re shit faced.” we laughed. “Dude dude.” I said tugging on loba’s hair a little.
“That Bruno Mars looks like guy! I mean uh…um,” I started laughing, “that guy looks like Bruno Mars.” Loba started cracking up. I turned around and took a sip of water.
“Excuse me, miss?” I heard someone say. I turned to my right and saw a guy standing there.
“Hey! Hi! Has anyone ever told you, you look like Bruno Mars?” I said smiling.
He smiled, flashing his white teeth, “Actually, I’ve never gotten that one.” he said. Loba spun me around to tell me she thought he was cute. He put his hand on my shoulder and I turned around. “Whoa! You look like Bruno Mars.” he started laughing, hard.
“Never gotten that one before.” Loba started laughing with him.
“Well, it’s true. Bar guy, another birthday shot!” I said snapping my fingers above my head.
“It’s your birthday?” he asked me.
“How old are you?”
“21.” I said pounding another shot.
“Chug-a-lug girl!” he said laughing, I laughed. “So it’s your birthday, I know what your expecting tonight.”
“And what would that be?”
“Birthday sex!” he said and winked at me.
“Lemme buy the next round.”
“I’m Peter by the way.”
“Bartender, one more round.” Peter said.
“Those guys keep looking over here.” I said and looked behind him. He turned around and they looked away.
“Don’t mind them they’re my friends.”
“Alright,” I looked behind me and saw my girls starrin’ at his friends, “how about we finish this celebration upstairs?” I asked.
“Yeah, it’s a little noisy here.”
“Say, an hour?”
“I’m in 302.”
“Got it.” he my waist and hugged me.
“You smell good.” I said letting go of him. I smiled and the girls and I left.
When we got back to the room we all had some food. They were all trying to sober me up, it helped a little. We had music playing and the patio door was open. We dimmed some of the lights and opened the sliding doors to the living room area.
“I’m so glad I got a big suite.” I said and sat down on one of the couches.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“I’ll get that.” I said smiling. I opened the door. “Girls, it’s the strippers we ordered.” they crowded behind me. “I say you go first.” I said smiling and grabbed Peter by hir shirt leading him to the couch. Each girl paired off with a different guy. I crossed one leg over the other noticed he was starring at my legs.
“see something’ you like?” I asked.
“Oh yeah,” he licked his lips looking at me, “them chips over there.” I turned my head looking, I looked back at him. “and you of course.” I blushed.
“I really like your dress.” he said playing with the feathers at the bottom.
“We’re the only ones not dancing.”
“Well let’s change that.” I said and stood up. I grabbed his hand and we started dancing. The song was fast, definitely something to dance to. I had my back to him and started wiggling a little. He put his hands on my hips and walked into my backside. I looked at him over my left shoulder as our bodies moved in rhythm. He moved the hair from the left side of my head to my right shoulder and kissed the top of my left shoulder. I put my hand on his left cheek and giggled as he squeezed me tighter. Everyone was dancing really dirty, we weren’t that bad…yet. The next song got faster and so did out movements.
“Why don’t you take your shoes off, baby your gonna hurt your feet.” he whispered in my ear.
“Alright.” I smiled. I sat on the couch and took off my shoes. I looked up and he was watching me, I smiled and joined him again in the dancing area. We returned to our original position, my back to his front.
“So, how bout that birthday sex?” he said seductively and thrusted his hips into me once. I giggled and turned around so we were facing each other.
“We just met! I see you a bad boy.”
“Don’t let these looks deceive you girl, I’m worse than you think.” he said and licked his lips. It sent chills down my spine, he felt them. “I take that as in your ready?” he asked and put his hands on my but.
“I don’t know.” I said smiling.
The next thing I know im waking up. I blink a few times remembering bits of last night. I pull up my left hand and rub my face, something scratches me. I pull my hand away and see a wedding ring?!
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!” I said panicking. I sit up and look down, I’m in sexy lingerie. I move my right arm and feel something rub against my leg. I pick up my right arm and I’m connected to someone by zebra furry hand-cuffs.
“AHH!!!!” I scream.
“WHAAAA!!” I hear a guy yell I look to my right and it’s Peter. We stare at each other.
“Oh my god!” I said. He sat and I saw he wasn’t wearing a shirt. We both looked at each other’s chest. I push the covers off me and try to get out of bed, but forget I’m connected to him and end up dragging him behind me.
“Whoa hey wait!” he said. I turned around and we were face to face with our bodies touching. I looked down,
“Oh my god your naked!” I shout. He moved his hands to cover his man hood, my hand went too.
“Wait wait wait move your hand.” I said.
“No free peeks.” he said.
“No wait! Look.”
Written on his groin area, right before his manhood, were two words written in purple sharpie with silver hearts and stars all around it.
“Just Married.” I read out loud. I looked at my left hand then back at his skin. I showed him my hand.
“No!” he said and looked down at his skin. We starred at each other.
“Wait a minute…” I said looking at his face.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” he asked.
“Wait a fricken minute!!!! Why do you still look like Bruno Mars?”
“I remember now. Last night I kept goin on and on about this guy I met that looked like Bruno Mars. I kept telling my friend but she just laughed at me because let’s face it, I was shit-faced. I told you like twice right?”
“Yeah.” a smile slowly creeped up on his face.
“Why…why are you smiling like that?”
“I’m waiting for it to click.” he said and sat down, I fell on top of him and his nakedness.
“Can’t do that remember.” I said and held up our combined arms. His smile got wider.
“Dude how are you not freaking out right now?! Your totally naked and I'm on top of u. I know I'm freaking out.
"You’re cute." he smiled.
"Are u kidding me right now? We don't even know each other I don't know your last name. You don't even remember my name-"
"Nicholle calm down" he sang. I starred at him, he smiled.
"Sing something else..."
"Girl here we are, in this big ole empty room strain at each other who's gonna make the first move...? Clothes are not required for what we got planed..." he sang the second part while looking my body up and down.
"Wai-NO!" he licked his lips. "You..." he nodded. "We're..." I shook our hands together.
"And...?" I wiggle my left hand in front of his face. "No...," I said laughing it off, "I must still be drunk, that would explain why I'm not puking now. But then again I hold my liquor well and rarely puke." All this time he was smiling up at me. "Why aren't you freaking out like me?"
"Because I've waited for a night like this."
"A night like this? Waking up handcuffed to a girl you don't know and finding out you’re married?"
"Correction: a gorgeous girl." I couldn't help but blush.
"How can you be so confident with all your nakedness hangin’ out?"
"Well thankfully it's not cold...if u know what I mean." I started busted up laughing!
"So um...what do we do now?"
"Connected like this?"
"Yeah we’re husband and wife we gotta learn to get through tougher things than this!"
"You seriously wanna stay married to me?"
"For now, yeah."
I chuckled lightly, "Your not gonna believe this, I have to pee."
"Oh, didn't think of that... Alright let's go." he scooped me with one hand and carried me to the bathroom.
"Wait!!" I laughed
"What?" he asked smiling
"I kinda need my right hand."
"Just wipe with your left." he shrugged like it was no big deal.
"Easy for you to say, mr shaky shaky!" He laughed. "Can we please look for the key?"
"Of course, Mrs. Hernandez." stupidly we pulled in different directions and I fell backwards meaning he fell on top of me too.
"Maybe we should just lay in bed"
"Alright!" he said excitedly. He picked me up and laid next to me in the bed. We had to be facing each other, he winked at me, I starred back.
"What are you thinking about?"
"How I'm laying next to Bruno Mars, I'm married to him and um..how amazing he looks naked." I said shyly.
"Trust me the pleasure is mine!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
I hopped over Bruno and waited for him to get up.
"Thanks for flinging your boobs in my face."
"Oh u loved it." I said and walked to the door.
"Wait I’m naked." I looked at the door.
"It's open to the right we’re fine."
"But you’re in sexy lingerie."
"Oh well." I smiled and stood in front of the door. I took my hand and opened it.
"Can I help u?" I asked to some guy.
"Uhh..." he said starring at my body.
"Look dude stop starring at my body like that! Do u want somethin or what?"
"I'm looking for Peter."
"It's alright he's with me." Bruno said from behind the door.
"Bruno?" I looked behind the door.
"You might want some clothes." I whispered to him.
"What?!" the guy said.
"Hmm?" I asked smiling back to the guy.
"Where is he?"
"Should I just let him in?" I asked Bruno.
"Yeah he's seen me this way before."
"He seen you naked? Are you sure your qualified to be my husband, a girl's husband?"
"You’re naked?" the guy asked laughing.
"Shut up and get in here all ready!" Bruno shouted. He walked in and I closed the door behind him.
"Do I even wanna know?" He asked looking back and forth between us.
"Ask my husband."
"You guys don’t remember?"
"Remember what?" I asked.
"Phil don't." Bruno said.
"No Phil go on." I said looking at Bruno.
"Last night Bruno started singing marry you and we were all dancing. He got the idea that u guys should get married, u agreed."
Bruno looked down.
"You remember last night?" I asked him.
"Only that part. I'm sorry I didn't tell you."
"Phil do you know where the closest lawyer is?" I asked dragging Bruno over to the bed and sitting on it.
"Aw c'mon." Bruno wined.
"What? You can't seriously be considering staying married."
"I mean I thought we could stay married, get to know each other and eventually have a real reception because baby I know I'll end up loving u." My girl instincts took over and I smiled.
"Alright." He hugged me and we fell backwards on the bed.
"I really like your outfit by the way." he whispered in my ear. I giggled as his breath tickled my ear. Bruno started kissing my neck. Phil cleared his throat.
"Later?" he asked hopefully.
"It is our honeymoon." I said seductively.
"Oouuh, girl you give me goose bumps."
"Sorry." I said and dodged his kiss. He fell forwards and his face hit the bed. I sat up, crossed my legs and saw Phil looking at my chest. Bruno sat up and saw it too.
"Dude stop strain at my wife's boobs!"
"Sorry." He said embarrassed and coughed once.
"So what do you want at 3:00 in the morning?" Bruno asked him.
"I just wanted details from last night." He said awkwardly.
"About us?!" I asked with a laugh. "Would you have told him?"
He sat there. "Honestly, no."
"Because your different than all the rest." He said sweetly. Yup this is gonna be easy falling in love with him. I smiled at him then looked down.
"So um I'm gonna go." Phil said.
"Wait um, any clue where the key is? I really have to um use the bathroom."
"I told you I'd go with you." Bruno said.
"And I told u why that won’t work." I said back.
"Ask your girl."
"The one with red hair."
"Loba!" I said.
"Was that English?" Phil asked me.
"No." Bruno said.
"Tu hables?" I asked him
"Soy puertorriqueño recordar?"
"Me gusto como tú hablas español."
"Voy a hablar toda la noche." he said sexy. I had to take a deep breath.
"Lemme use one of your phone." Bruno gave me his off the table. I called Loba.
"Llave ahora!" I said.
"What are you talking about?"
"Dame la llave!"
"Que?" she said laughing. Bruno tried to grab the phone.
"Hey listen here..." He started slow and soft. "My baby girl really needs that key. How bout you bring it down for me?" He hung up.
"You got through to her?"
"I'm Bruno Mars, baby."
"I'm your baby girl?"
"Of course." I reached up and kissed him. Besides Phil standing there it was perfect. We pulled apart but kept our foreheads touching.